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Bam! Jennifer Connelly and her amazing cleavage are hotter than a brick shithouse in a super ’80’s leopard shirt and leather pants at a premier. I don’t think her rack has been this fabulous since Career Opportunities. While most young Hollywood starlets starve themselves and get their first nip/tuck before they even legally vote, Jennifer Connelly is 37 years old, and has been busy being fucking beautiful. Maybe all those young  actresses can learn an important lesson from Jennifer Connelly: “It’s okay to not be the hottest chick in the room. Somebody has to do it. Fatty.”

Update: Smartypants hottie Jenna, noticed that these are few years old. I stand by my claims. I said good day, sir.

Wow. It’s like Gossip Girl central around here this week. First, it was news that Leighton Meester’s mom was caged heat and had Leighton while in custody for drug running and Blake Lively is making news with her salacious rack after leaving a David Letterman appearance. Okay that’s nowhere near as cool as being born in jail, but it has way more cleavage. Blake is just 21, so she’s got a good 3-5 years of not having to wear a bra until she’ll have to strap those babies in a nice Playtex underwire, but till then we say “let ‘em stay free, Ponyboy”. Has anyone seen Gossip Girl? It’s supposedly the highest rated show on cable behind Mad Men but I have yet to see an episode. Maybe it comes on at the same time as How It’s Made. PS. I’m never eating Pringles again.

Star Magazine is reporting that 22 yr old southern hottie Leighton Meester’s IMDB profile may be a bit fudged. Star says that Leighton was actually born in a Texas jail (where her mom was doing time for drug running) and not in Marco Island Florida like her bio reports. From Star:

Leighton Meester, who plays the privileged Blair Waldorf in the hot TV series, was born while her mother was serving a federal prison sentence in Texas. The mom was allowed to stay in a halfway house for the birth, but had to return to prison on the day Leighton turned three months. The future star was raised by a relative while mom served out her sentence for her role in a major drug-running ring.

None of those details appear in the actress’ bio, which falsely lists the young star as being born in Marco Island, Fla., where her parents moved in the late ’80s.

And Leighton’s mom isn’t the only member of her family with a record — her father, grandfather and aunt all did hard time in federal prisons for drug dealing! (STAR)

So her whole family is in the Dixie Mafia. Which means her sexiness just went up 1000%, but so did your chance of ending up at the bottom of a well with your head and fingers cut off if you date her. Hey y’all!

God. Damn.

This is Cajun hottie Lacey Chabert from Party of Five, the show where she played the little sister that you knew would grow up to be smoking hot, so you imagined her as a 17 yr old when you jerked off to the tv and now for some reason you still get a boner when LOST comes on. What’s that about? Anyway, she’s been off the hellbus for like 8 years but, for all us who are not pervs, here’s Lacey and her glorious rack at some event that I could have looked up, but who really cares.

Labor Day was so awesome that my server got drunk and posted a link post from last god damn week. Sweet. Also, I went a themed wedding in New England where we had to wear costumes and get drunker than a Kennedy during prohibition. I sure hope they find the dead chick in the water. People don’t forget. Anyway. I fixed the link post from the ghost of server’s past with some serviceable pics of Britney Spears in Vegas at a topless pool looking super F’able. I would tear that shit up like a raccoon in a garbage can. Just sayin’. I have a thing for busted up chicks with low self esteem.

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