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The results are in and it looks like Scarlett Johannson’s “girls” are the best rack in the world, followed by Jessica Simpson and Salma Hayek. The yearly reader poll conducted by In Touch Weekly was recently announced and here’s how the list shaped up.

1) Scarlett Johannson

2) Jessica Simpson

3) Salma Hayek

4) Halle Berry

5) Jessica Alba

6) Tyra Banks

7) Jennifer Love Hewitt

Rebecca Romijn

9) Lindsay Lohan

10) Brittany Murphy

(source)

Obviously, this is my favorite time of year. Honestly, in a breast contest there really are no losers, but there were a few that I would have put in the top ten that didn’t make it. Like Monica Belluci, Katherine Heigl, Katherine McPhee, Kate Winslet, Poppy Montgomery, Rachel Nichols and my Swedish Figure skater girlfriend (who has the nicest rack I’ve ever seen in person without having to pay).