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In a recent interview with Matt Lauer, Britney Spears addressed recent concerns about the disturbing events involving her son, Sean Preston, by telling Matt she was a good mom. Here are some highlights from the original MSNBC article.

–On her driving with Sean Preston on her lap Spears offers this excuse, “I can’t go anywhere without someone judging me…I did it with my dad. I’d sit on his lap and I drive. We’re country.”

–On rumors she and Kevin Federline are nearly finished: Spears shares with Lauer that her marriage with Kevin Federline is “awesome,” and that the reports of Kevin living in the basement are false. She talks about why she loves him, and reveals to Lauer, “He helps me. He has to.

–On her mothering skills being questioned after all of the documented incidents Spears says, “I know I’m a good mom.”(source)

Quantum physicists would have to prove and unify hyper-string theory to be able to measure the amount of WTF? that I feel about Britney Spears. The fact that I literally have to raise my hands over my head and say, ‘WHAT THE FUCK?’ when I see her makes my head hurt. I’m pretty sure that “we’re country” used as mitigating circumstances will be good enough for any judge in court, though. Except I would change “court” to trailer park and “judge” to pig with a string tied to its foot. Oh, and just because you say, “I know I’m a good mom” doesn’t make it so. When I was little, my mom used to tell me the same thing while she poked me with a sharp stick though the bars of my cage. But then again, I was a soul-sucking little bastard that ruined her life by making it past her IUD, making the only man she ever loved leave her for her stupid fat sister. So, I guess I had it coming.